Commentary: TP'd now in Washington; Laugh or spray fox urine?
WASHINGTON -- We woke up the other morning to the lovely sight of toilet paper waving in the breeze.
Actually, we woke up to the jarring sound of insistent doorbell ringing, followed by even more insistent knocking. The police were at the door, summoned by a concerned neighbor who apparently managed to miss high school.
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