I've got to get new glasses so I can read the fine print again. Just reading the headlines can be very confusing and sometimes hilarious.
There was one in the July 19 paper that read "So, just who can actually class themselves as middle class?"
asked my wife Jan, are we middle class or are we of the poor? She laughed and said, "Neither, we're wealthy." I said, "What do you mean? What have we got?" She replied, "We've got each other. I am cool with that."
I thought a moment and said, "OK, I'm cool too. We're wealthy."
So why do I keep wondering what our utility bill will be this month?
Warren Crackel, Willmar