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Flock of 40,000 turkeys in Stearns County to be euthanized

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Old enough to not remember everything

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prefer to not get old. Old people forget things. This would be annoying.

I do, on rare occasions forget minor things, such as where I parked my truck or when my wife has a birthday.

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Such things are easily remedied. The key on the truck has a panic button. The lost truck beeps incessantly until found. The noise is annoying but effective.

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